THE ISLAMIC LEFT GLOSSARY
The Creator of the Universe known as "God the Father" to Christians and "El" or "Yahweh" to the Jews. Allah(SWT) is singular and is not human nor part of a Trinity, as in Christianity. The Holy Quran contains around 100 beautiful names (attributes) for Allah(SWT) through which Muslims may understand and recognize the Creator of the Universe.
Literally means "Allah is the Greatest". This is perhaps the most frequently used expression around the world. Muslims use it to praise Allah(SWT) throughout the day.
Literally means "Praise be to Allah" or "Thanks to Allah".
Alliance for Workers Liberty
Tiny little Trot sect. Notorious for producing Marek
Newsgroup co-moderated by Barrabas
One's belief or way of thinking.
The obligatory late afternoon prayer.
Literally means "Peace be Upon You". It is the expression used by Muslims to greet each other.
Literally means "I ask forgiveness from Allah".
Auzo Bellahe Menash Shaitaner Rajim
Literally means "I seek Allah refuge from the treachery of the outcasted Satan".
Literally translates as a "miracle or sign". This is the smallest unit of revelation (verse) contained in the Holy Quran.
Literally translates as "miracles or signs". This refers to several verses in the Holy Quran.
Aged leader of small Trot grouping Carcase
PFL senior officer and Webmaster
an attribute of the Great Scot(SWT)
An attribute of Jim Hanson
Bismillahir Rahmanir Rahim
Literally means "In the name of Allah the Most Gracious, the Most Merciful". It is recorded at the beginning of all, except one, chapter of the Holy Quran.
Blessed Virgin, The
Marion Chambers, ex-Junior Veep, now retired, and close associate of the Great Scot(SWT)
The act of selling out your comrades in order to win favour from the boss class. What happens when the wheels fall off.
Inflamed, suppurating swelling caused by infection of hair follicle etc
Leo. Short sighted Dim Left stooge. Now left the service.
Former Lefty past his sell-by date. Famous for marrying Amanda Frankenstein
An attribute of Socialist Caucus
An attribute of The Blessed Virgin
Deputy General Secretary. No-one knows what he does, but ME1ST want him on board. Ex-Mod.
An attribute of Alan Churchard
An attribute of Stuart Harding, leader of the PCS Ganja Farmers Union.
Fat Moderate leader from Newcastle, now joined the bosses and returned to the wilderness.
An ex Civil Service union of only passing interest.
Arch Moderate. Some say the successor to Barry, but other Moderati disagree.
A great liar or deceiver. (Anti-Christ). ie Undy
Missionary work to invite all people to Islam.
Way of life or religion.
An attribute of the Dim Left
The Democratic Left. Ex CPSA centrist faction led by Sir WOY and Brightley. Lean towards Moderates. Extinct by 2001.
Donnellan, Peter Aloysius
An attribute of El Ex - Presidente
Ex SWP, turned scourge of the Trots, now an ageing paperpusher at Falconcrest
Human life in this world and current form.
Islamic Religious holidays and occasions for celebration. Muslims have two such days: The first occurs after the month of fasting and the second in remembrance of the Prophet Abraham(pbuh).
A position currently only available to puppets of LUnity, although changes to this can be expected when that nice black lady runs for the job..
The obligatory prayer to be offered before sunrise.
PCS London HQ offices at Clapham Junction
Something that every Muslim has to perform. (5 daily prayers, fasting, helping the needy, pilgrimage, etc.).
Legal opinion concerning Islamic Law.
Having a complete understanding of Islamic jurisprudence.
Translates into "civil strife, war, riot, or satanic act".
Former editor of Red Tape who fell foul of Barry.
Loud and abrupt Trot President, with no sense of humour.
Gordy the Gopher
An attribute of Gordon Patterson, custodian of the membership lists.
Great Scot, the
The Creator of the Universe known as "God the Father" to Christians, "El" or "Yahweh" to the Jews and Allah to Islam, is singular and is not human nor part of a Trinity, as in Christianity. The Holy Quran contains around 100 beautiful names (attributes) for The Great Scot(SWT) through which Muslims may understand and recognize the Creator of the Universe. These include "Barry Reamsbottom", "Ramsbladder", "Slackbladder", "Bladder" and "Elohim". Recently added are "Loser", "Madman" and "Lazarus".
MOD full-timer. Attribute of pc Plod
This word literally means "sayings" and could refer to the recorded quotes of anyone. Usually, it is the title given to the collection of recorded words and actions of the prophet Muhammad(SAW) which serve as an explanation of the meaning of the Holy Quran (the way Prophet(SAW) taught it). Some well-known collectors of Hadith are Imam Al-Bukhari, Imam Muslim, Imam An-Nasa'i, Imam Abu Dawood, Imam At-Tirmizi, and Imam Majah.
The mandatory pilgrimage to Mekkah during a predefined period of time. Each Muslim, who has the means, is required to perform this trip at least once in his/her life time.
Something lawful or permitted in Islam.
Full time drinker in charge of Falconcrest. An attribute of Basil
Something unlawful or forbidden in Islam.
Drunken hippy MOD firestarter
An Attribute of Poo-Bah, loser in every election he has stood in. Currently trying to worm himself into Marek's good books.
Imam is a religious scholar or someone very knowledgeable about Islam who leads the congressional prayers. They can be identified at Conference by the gaunt fanatical stare with which they look at anyone who might have money.
Involuntary Severance Package
Management talk for a month's notice
In Sha Allah
"If Allah wills" or "I pray that Allah wills".
The obligatory prayer to be offered after sunset in late evening.
Literally means "Submission to the Creator of the Universe". In this context, Islam is the only religion recognized by God. Its message (There is no Deity but God) was the same Message delivered by all Prophets. This divine religion was completed with revelations (Quran) given to the last Prophet Muhammad(SAW) of Arabia.
Leader of the Revolutionary Command Council
Islamic Left, The
The true faith
To ask for God's forgiveness.
Prayer to request guidance from Allah(SWT) on a matter of great importance.
Literally means "May Allah reward you for your good deed."
An attribute of Boyle
To strive hard for a better way of life or to fight to defend one's life, property, freedom, and religion. It can also refer to attempt to free other people from oppression and tyranny. Islam strongly opposes Kidnapping, Terrorism, or hijacking against civilian targets, even at the time of war, or PCS elections.
Jim, Jimbo, odious
Attributes of James Undy
Joe Le Taxi
An attribute of Joe Cox
The cubed looking structure in Mekkah toward which all Muslims pray. This is the first house of worship built by Abraham(pbuh) to glorify The Creator of the Universe.
Literally means "to cover up the truth". It is used to refer to someone who is made aware of the Truth of Islam but refuses to worship Allah(SWT) or submit to the will of God.
Joint general Treasurer with Dave Nobody. An attribute of Keith Mills.
It translates into "The Finality of Prophethood". It is the Quranic message to humanity that the Prophet Muhammad(SAW) of Arabia was the last Prophet or Messanger commissioned by Allah(SWT) to humanity.
The religious and political head of the state for the Muslims.
Plural of Kafir meaning "Unbelievers".
Blasphemous act or speech which shows one's ungratefullness to The Creator.
La Ilaha Illallah
Literally means "There is nothing worthy of worship except Allah".
Loathsome ex-Senior Veep, now bothering the good folk of Mozambique.
Assistant general Secretary and interferer. Undy's puppet GS candidate who bravely snatched defeat from the jaws of victory.
An attribute of Rob Leitch, now both a Boss and a Scot. Works for the Teeth-Pullers Union. R.I.P. 2003
Gaggle of Trots without coherent leadership or their own policies.
Ex-SEO and Dim Left camp follower. Now annoys Dentists for a living. Died December 2003.
Lewis, Sir Woy d'
A long time follower of fashion. Now interfering with the Civil Service Retirement Fellowship.
An attribute of Left Unity
McCann, Michael or Mick
Would be Chief Scottish Officer if it wasn't for the drink. Ramsbladder's boy.
Scottish drinking pal of Barry and Jazza
An attribute of MacVicar
Scottish full-timer, failed GS candidate, ex- Militant humourless nerk and member of The Socialist party. Over pension age but on a year's contract as Marek's handbag carrier.
The city which was the first political center of Islam. The Prophet Muhammad(SAW) grave site and mosque are located in this city.
Apology for a union mag edited by Skippy. Now replaced by the equally imaginatively titled "The View". The only noticeable difference being that it's not edited by Skippy.
The obligatory prayer to be offered right after sunset.
Marek Serwotka (DSS Warsaw), Count
Loony Left General Secretary of PCS. Barry's successor. An attribute of Serwotka, Mark. The peoples choice to keep Lanning out of the General Secretary seat.
The place of worship and prayer. Also called "Mosque".
Right wing dinosaurs led by Undy. Society Grades. Barry's enemies. An attribute of Membership First. See also PCS Democrats.
The bosses Moderates, scourged by the Great Unwashed in the GS elections fiasco, flayed by the members in the 2002 NEC elections. The only way is up, lads. See also PCS Democrats.
An attribute of Membership First
The sacred city located in Saudia Arabia where Kabah is situated. This is also the city where millions of Muslims perform their pilgrimage to.
An attribute of Keith Who?
The National Moderate Group faction or one of its members. Barry's boys and girls. Or is it Curries, or Abrams? Who cares.
An attribute of Moderate
Another attribute of Moderate
A Muslim with deep devotion and belief in Allah(SWT) and Islam.
The place of worship and prayer. Also called "Masjid".
This is a Quranic prayer duel in which two parties who differ on fundamental Islamic teachings get together and pray face to face asking for the intervention of Allah(SWT).
The last Messenger of God to humanity. He was the last of the Prophets in a line which included such great prophets as Abraham, Noah, Moses, Jesus(pbut). No new Prophets or Messengers will ever be sent to humanity. Muhammad(SAW) was a direct descendant of Abraham(pbuh).
A Hypocrite Muslim who will be punished worst than an Unbeliever in the hereafter.
A polytheist or someone who puts something ahead of his/her obligation to The Creator.
The name given to the followers of the divine religion of Islam. This name was first used by Abraham who is recognized as the father of Islam.
An attribute of Dave Nobody
Joint General Treasurer with Keith Who
Our Noble Leader(SAW)
An attribute of the Great Scot. Marek has not earned this one yet.
PCS computer manager and custodian of the membership list. An attribute of Gordy the Gopher
Acronym for "Peace Be Upon Him or Her". Used most often in reference to prophets of God.
Acronym for "Peace Be Upon Them". Used most often in reference to prophets of God.
An attribute of Membership First. High-caste moderates.
Our wise and even - handed ex-President.
An attribute of Hugh Lanning. The Lord High Everything Else. Or, Nothing Else as he is now known.
An attribute of Ralph Groves.
A small civil service trade union of no account
People of the Book
This is the term used by God in the holy Quran to refer collectively to the Jews and Christians.
Beardy ME1ST drinking chum of Lanning who thinks he stands a snowflakes chance of being next PCS president. Or the President after that, or after that or.....
A small civil service ex trade union of no account.
The direction to Kabah in Mekkah. Muslims should face the Kabah during every formal prayer.
The day of resurrection and judgment.
The infallible holy book of the Muslims. It contains the word of God in its original form and without any modifications. Refuting one single verse if the Holy Quran is equivalent to denouncing one's faith.
This Acronym for "Radhiallahu anhu" is used when referring to close companions of the Prophet(SAW). It translates into "May Allah be pleased with him or her."
an attribute of the Great Scot(SWT)
Much derided CPSA mgazine. Much better than its replacement
PCS form of elections, popularised by and inherited from CPSA
Revolutionary Command Council
The senior officers of the PFL
Professional Moderate Alcoholic and ex-Vice President impersonator. Now retired after being stabbed in the back by his own side
Revolutionary hero who prevented The Blessed Virgin from receiving her Gold Badge at Conference 2000. Webmaster for LUnity, and presided over the Left wing's Big Blunder during the 2000 GS election. Useless.
Acronym for Arabic "Salla Allahu alaihi Wa Sallam". It means "peace be upon him", but it is used when referring to Prophet Muhammad(SAW).
The term referring to the close companions of the Prophet(SAW).
One the five formal and required daily prayers to be offered by all Muslims.
Abstinence from food, drink, and bad habits, acts, or words from sunrise to sunset for an entire month. Fasting is required from all Muslims who are not ill.
Secret Left, The
Bunch of Commies in The Society
A recount of the life and accomplishments of the Holy Prophet of Islam.
Loony Left General Secretary. The punters preferred him over Lanning. This does not speak volumes about the calibre of either candidate. An attribute of Count Marek Serwotka (DSS Warsaw)
A wise or elderly person.
Satan; the source of all evil in this world.
The Set of Rules of Islam
Was Joint GS with Ramsbladder before Marek
The act of holding any object, concept, or person in higher esteem or devotion than Allah(SWT).
An attribute of Val Stansfield
Tiny splinter in LUnity led by Red Bacon. Famous for booting out Marek
Socialist Wankers Party
Old name for Management grades in PCS
This is the Acronym for "Subhanahu wa ta'ala" meaning "Allah is pure of having partners and He is exalted from having a son."
HQ offices including Southwark Street and Great Suffolk Street. Ex Society
Ex editor of "Red Tape" and ex-editor of the PCS comic "The Magazine". Nobody knows what she does now, but she's shortly going to be doing it a long way from Faconcrest, having backed the wrong side in the Revolution.
A recount of the way prophet Muhammad(SAW) conducted his life. It is meant to serve as an example for Muslims to follow.
One of the 114 chapters of the Holy Quran.
Serial no-hope Trot. McVicar's puppetmaster. Attempted comeback in 2000, but stabbed in back by LUnity. Well past sell-by date, and best before date. Now retired to be a 2nd time around father.
Left wingers. Diarrhoea. Method of deep-sea trawling - bottom fishing.
The learned Muslim scholars.
The community of Muslims
Loathsome boss of ME First (see also PCS Democrats). Awarded OBE for fawning to the bosses. Now jumped ship from the HSE to play with his train set.
Very small gaggle of Trots, now believed extinct.
Voluntary Severance Package
full-timer talk for a juicy pay-off
PCS method of internal negotiations
Purification (ablution) to be done prior to reading Quran or offering formal prayers.
The portion of one's savings (after expenses) that needs to be donated to poor and the needy.
The obligatory prayer to be offered at noon, after sun moves always from its zenith.