THE POPULAR FRONT FOR THE LIBERATION OF CPSA
FIGHTING ON IN OUR 45th YEAR BUT A BIT RETIRED NOW
FREEDOM! UNITY! SOCIALISM!
ONE CIVIL SERVICE UNION,
ONE GLORIOUS DESTINY!
REVOLUTION UNTIL VICTORY!
CELL CHARLOTTE CORDAY II
In 1962, the Catholic Action Group, aided by the lickspittle agents of the coward Falange, expelled 6,000 members of the CPSA, the vile excuse being that these gallant comrades were members of the Hegemonite Commissar Party, and (therefore) unable to fulfil their historic roles as CPSA activists, and pawns of the trade union movement.
As a direct result of the hugely successful PFLCPSA campaign to expose the machinations of the Catholic Action Group, Charlie Elephant, the CAG General Secretary, led a crack squad of petermen from the Soldiers of Christ the King, to raid the Falange Headquarters building, and remove all evidence of the 1962 action.
Elephant and his jack-booted acolytes were more than chagrined to discover that the triple-locked safe in the bowels of the Research Department of the Balham Lubianka was in fact bare. In anticipation of the Elephant raid, gallant comrades of the Cell Charlotte Corday of the PFLCPSA had, two weeks before, conducted its own assault, and liberated all the relevant documents.
Callers at Balham are no longer able to read the 'Red Tape' file for 1962, nor can they lay their hands on any of the Conference documents relevant to the debate on the subject. Further, the NEC minutes, and the NEC conference mandating papers, have likewise been removed. These are now safely locked away in an unnumbered safe deposit box in the Aston Clinton branch of the First National Bank of Libya.
They will be kept there until such time as the PFLCPSA decides to use them to the best advantage of the greatest number of comrades.
FALANGE BEWARE!
FORWARD WITH THE REVOLUTION!
DEFEND HEGEMONY!